Friday, December 26, 2008

New Year Gift : A Bunch of Jokes

all from IC 370 Joke corner.

A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man is looking for work."

An Englishman said, "We are far more advanced than you. We can take the heart out of a man, perform surgery and have him ready for work in just 3 weeks."

The Irishman says, "That's nothing; we can take a kidney out of a man, put into another man's body and have them looking for work in 2 weeks."

The American says, "Well hell, that's nothin'. We had an idiot taken out of Texas, put in the Whitehouse and now half the country is lookin' for work!

- J@Y

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God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates "Look everything should be in balance.

For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.

Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States.I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension..

And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature.But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.

And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests...

So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.

One of the angels asked....

"God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?"


God said...... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all.

" INDIA"

My most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly People. Sparkling streams and serene mountains. culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold.....

The angel was quite surprised:

"But god you said everything should be in balance."

God replied --



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Look at the neighbours I gave them."


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A clever politician will tell u what will happen today tomorrow a month later or a year from now...
And later on he will explain why it didnt happen.
A clever politician will tell u what will happen today tomorrow a month later or a year from now...
And later on he will explain why it didnt happen.
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"to quit smokin is absolutely easy....I left it 154 times"

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CBSE Class X Class 10 board exams abbreviated date sheet or time table or exam scheme what ever you call it

You already got the full date sheet from my earlier post here.

If you want Kerala State's 10th standard date sheet, go here
So here is a standard, easy to use small and useful date sheet for my friends like me.

Wednesday,04th March, 2009 10:30 AM
SOCIAL SCIENCE 087

Saturday,14th March, 2009 10:30 AM
MATHEMATICS 041

Wednesday,18th March, 2009 10:30 AM
ENGLISH COMM. 101
ENGLISH LNG & LIT. 184

Monday,23rd March, 2009 10:30 AM
HINDI COURSE-A 002
HINDI COURSE-B 085

Saturday,28th March, 2009 10:30 AM
SCIENCE-THEORY 086
SCIENCE W/O PRAC. 090

Monday,30th March, 2009 10:30 AM
SCIENCE-PRAC SKLS 486

Utmost care has been taken in making this list. But still there are chances of error. Therefore it is adviced to cross check this with the original date sheet at cbse and to use this only for making things easy especially if your belly starts burping when you see large number of subjects together.

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CBSE Class 10 date sheet or exam scheme 2009

If you wanted the Kerala State board's 10th standard date sheet, go here
You can view a smaller abbreviated list of selected subjects HERE.


Monday,02nd March, 2009 10:30 AM
ELEM. OF BUSINESS 154
INTRODUCTORY I T 165
ELEM BOOK-K & ACCY 254
TYPEWRITING-ENG 354
TYPEWRITING-HINDI 454

Wednesday,04th March, 2009 10:30 AM
SOCIAL SCIENCE 087

Friday,06th March, 2009 10:30 AM
URDU COURSE-A 003
BENGALI 005
TAMIL 006
SINDHI 008
MARATHI 009
GUJARATI 010
MANIPURI 011
ORIYA 013
KANNADA 015
TIBETAN 017
FRENCH 018
PORTUGUESE 019
GERMAN 020
RUSSIAN 021
PERSIAN 023
NEPALI 024
LIMBOO 025
LEPCHA 026
BHUTIA 095
SPANISH 096
KASHMIRI 097
MIZO 098
BAHASA MELAYU 099
URDU COURSE-B 303

Monday,09th March, 2009 10:30 AM
COMM. SANSKRIT 122

Saturday,14th March, 2009 10:30 AM
MATHEMATICS 041

Monday,16th March, 2009 10:30 AM
MALAYALAM 012
MUSIC CAR.VOCAL 031
MUSIC CAR.INS.MEL. 032
MUSIC CAR.INS.PER. 033
MUSIC HIND.VOCAL 034
MUSIC HIND.INS.MEL 035
MUSIC HIND.INS.PER 036

Wednesday,18th March, 2009 10:30 AM
ENGLISH COMM. 101
ENGLISH LNG & LIT. 184

Friday,20th March, 2009 10:30 AM
PUNJABI 004
TELUGU 007
ASSAMESE 014
ARABIC 016
HOME SCIENCE 064

Monday,23rd March, 2009 10:30 AM
HINDI COURSE-A 002
HINDI COURSE-B 085

Wednesday,25th March, 2009 10:30 AM
PAINTING 049

Saturday,28th March, 2009 10:30 AM
SCIENCE-THEORY 086
SCIENCE W/O PRAC. 090

Monday,30th March, 2009 10:30 AM
SCIENCE-PRAC SKLS 486


Source : cbse

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CBSE Class X Class 10 board exams abbreviated date sheet

Kerala State board's 10th standard date sheet

Utmost care has been taken in making this list. But still there are chances of error. Therefore it is adviced to cross check this with the original date sheet at cbse and to use this only for making things easy especially if your belly starts burping when you see large number of subjects together.

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CBSE Class 12 (XII) date sheet or exam scheme 2009

Monday,02nd March, 2009 10:30 AM
CHEMISTRY 043
OFFCE PRAC & SECT 604
APPLIED PHYSICS 625
FABRICATN.TECH-III 631
ELECTRICAL ENGG. 637
VEGETABLE CULTURE 642
B THERAPY &H DR-II 654
BIOLOGY-OPTHALMIC 657
LAB. MEDICINE 660
FUND OF NURSING II 663
RADIATION PHYSICS 666
ADVANCE FOOD PREP 675
CLOTHING CONST 686
BASIC DESIGN 687
FOOD PREPARATION 690
INDIA-TOURIST DEST 693
FOOD SCI.& HYGIENE 696
LIB. ADMN & MGMT. 702
POULTRY NUTR & PHY 716

Tuesday,03rd March, 2009 10:30 AM
BUSINESS STUDIES 054

Wednesday,04th March, 2009 10:30 AM
FASHION STUDIES 053

Thursday,05th March, 2009 10:30 AM
HISTORY 027

Friday,06th March, 2009 10:30 AM
PHYSICS 042
STENOGRAPHY-ENG 608
STENOGRAPHY-HINDI 610
ELE.COST A/C & AUD 612
SALESMANSHIP 614
LENDING OPERATIONS 620
ENGINEERING SCI. 622
RADIO ENG.&AUD.SYS 635
M PROD TPT &M COOP 640
OPTICS 658
CLINICAL BIO-CHEM. 661
COMM. HEALTH NURII 664
RADIOGRAPHY-I GENL 667
ACCOMODAT. SERVICE 691
TRAVEL TRADE MGMT 694
BUSINESS DATA PRO. 700
CLSFN.& CATLOGUING 703
COMPUTER& LIFE I A 706
POULTRY PDTS& TECH 717

Saturday,07th March, 2009 10:30 AM
ACCOUNTANCY 055
STORE KEEPING 617
AUTO ENGINEERING 627
CIVIL ENGINEERING 629
D E MICROPROCESSOR 638
MEAL PLNG & SERVIC 676
BAKERY SCIENCE 697

Monday,09th March, 2009 10:30 AM
POLITICAL SCIENCE 028
BIOTECHNOLOGY 045
MARATHI 109
SECT PRAC & ACCNTG 605
MARKETING 613
CASH MGMT & H-KEEP 619
ELECT APPLIANCES 624
AUTOSHOP REP& PRAC 628
FABRICATN.TECH-II 630
AC & REFRGTN-III 632
ELN.DEV.& CIRCUITS 634
MICROBIOLOGY 662
RADIOGRAPHY-II SPL 668
TPT. SYSTEMS &MGMT 712
ACTG FOR BUSINESS 722

Friday,13th March, 2009 10:30 AM
ENGLISH ELECTIVE 001
FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH 101
ENGLISH CORE 301

Saturday,14th March, 2009 10:30 AM
DANCE-KATHAK 056
DANCE-BHARATNATYAM 057
DANCE-KUCHIPUDI 058
DANCE-ODISSI 059
DANCE-MANIPURI 060
DANCE-KATHAKALI 061
DANCE-MOHINIYATTAM 062
MULTIMEDIA & WEB T 067

Monday,16th March, 2009 10:30 AM
BIOLOGY 044
OFF. COMMUNICATION 606
TYPEWRITING-HINDI 609
FINANCIAL ACCNTG 611
CONS BEHV & PROTCN 615
MGMT OF BANK OFFCE 621
ELECTRIC MACHINES 623
AC & REFRGTN-IV 633
TV & VIDEO SYSTEMS 636
DAIRY PLANT INSTRU 641
POST HARV TECH&PRD 644
YOGA ANATOMY &PHYS 656
OPHTHALMIC TECH. 659
MAT.&CHILD H.NURII 665
ESTB & MGMT OF FSU 677
DESG & PAT MAKING 685
DYEING & PRINTING 688
FOOD & BEV SERVICE 692
CONFECTIONERY 698
DTP CAD & MULTIMED 701
REFERENCE SERVICE 704
POULTRY DISE & CNT 718

Tuesday,17th March, 2009 10:30 AM
ECONOMICS 030

Wednesday,18th March, 2009 10:30 AM
PUNJABI 104

Thursday,19th March, 2009 10:30 AM
GEOGRAPHY 029
ENGG. DRAWING 046
INT TO FINANCL MKT 723

Friday,20th March, 2009 10:30 AM
PSYCHOLOGY 037

Saturday,21st March, 2009 10:30 AM
MATHEMATICS 041
FLORICULTURE 643
COSMETIC CHEMISTRY 655
TEXTILE SCIENCE 684
TOUR MGMT & MP PLN 695

Monday,23rd March, 2009 10:30 AM
PHILOSOPHY 040
ENTREPRENEURSHIP 066
TYPEWRITING-ENG 607

Tuesday,24th March, 2009 10:30 AM
INFORMATICS PRAC. 065
COMPUTER SCIENCE 083

Wednesday,25th March, 2009 10:30 AM
URDU ELECTIVE 003
MUSIC CAR.VOCAL 031
MUSIC CAR.INS.MEL. 032
MUSIC CAR.INS.PER. 033
MUSIC HIND.VOCAL 034
MUSIC HIND.INS.MEL 035
MUSIC HIND.INS.PER 036
URDU CORE 303

Thursday,26th March, 2009 10:30 AM
PHYSICAL EDUCATION 048

Saturday,28th March, 2009 10:30 AM
HINDI ELECTIVE 002
CR WRTNG TR STUDY 069
TAMIL 106
MANIPURI 111
ORIYA 113
ASSAMESE 114
ARABIC 116
FRENCH 118
PORTUGUESE 119
GERMAN 120
RUSSIAN 121
PERSIAN 123
NEPALI 124
LIMBOO 125
LEPCHA 126
BHUTIA 195
SPANISH 196
KASHMIRI 197
MIZO 198
HINDI CORE 302
MECH. ENGINEERING 626

Monday,30th March, 2009 10:30 AM
HOME SCIENCE 064
AGRICULTURE 068
MILK & MILK PRODS. 639
I T SYSTEMS 699
B P O SKILLS 724

Tuesday,31th March, 2009 10:30 AM
PAINTING 049
GRAPHICS 050
SCULPTURE 051
COMMERCIAL ART 052

Wednesday,01st April, 2009 10:30 AM
SANSKRIT ELECTIVE 022
BENGALI 105
TELUGU 107
SINDHI 108
GUJARATI 110
MALAYALAM 112
KANNADA 115
TIBETAN 117
SANSKRIT CORE 322


Thursday,02nd April, 2009 10:30 AM
SOCIOLOGY 039
STORE ACCOUNTING 618
PRIN &PRA-LIFE INS 705

Utmost care has been taken in making this list. But still there are chances of error. Therefore it is adviced to cross check this with the original date sheet at cbse and to use this only for making things easy especially if your belly starts burping when you see large number of subjects together.

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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

How to remove New Folder .exe virus that spreads to all your folders with the name of that folder

this step by step action packed adventurous detail of hunting down a virus, amiworks shows how to remove the excruciatingly painful new folder .exe virus. It is so quick-spreading and so very difficult to remove that it has become a part and parcel of all my friends' computers except mine.
But here at amiworks, you feel like you want more viruses to hunt down. This is the latest gaming technology. If you win you escape, if you don't, game over, pc down. Got me?
So go here and at least read to enjoy the detailed recipe of killing the virus

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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

WAS GANDHI A TANTRIC?

A lecture by Nicholas F. Gier, Professor Emeritus, University of Idaho on the brahmacharya of Gandhi.

It starts like this:

My meaning of brahmacharya is this: "One who never has any lustful intention, who . . . has become capable of lying naked with naked women . . . without being in any manner whatsoever sexually excited."



Read the remaining here.

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Saturday, December 13, 2008

Top Five reasons computers must be female...

Again this is from Orkut, IC-370, Official Joke Corner. This was posted by Sheen
Take your own time in reading.

Top Five reasons why computers must be female...
1.No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2.Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3.The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
4.The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
5.As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

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Friday, December 12, 2008

Indian Institute of Scientific Heritage

This is my 100th post. And I've got nothing else as honourable to introduce to you as this website called iish.org. It is the official website of Indian Institute of Scientific Heritage. Now you will ask "What is special about this site other than that it is a website of an institute?" But the special thing is that itself. This website is the website of the Indian Institute of Scientific Heritage. The Institute specializes in the study of Indian Scientific Heritage. And when you come to know more about Indian Scientific Heritage, you will understand why I put this as my 100th post.

Ancient Indians had a whole lot of knowledge. They knew that planets revolved around sun (and not earth). They knew that pi was an irrational number whose approximate value could be given by [62000+{(100+4)*8}]/20000 = 62832/20000. They recorded all these things in the books written then. But these books turned out to be hard-to-break ciphers for the later generations. That is why much of these knowledge got unused during the older years of mother India.

Today an institue is fighting for the revival of ancient Indian knowledge to its full glory. It is working hard to make people aware of the excellent culture we had. And what more, it is providing pdf ebook english translations of many books including Vedic Management, Baudhayana Sulbasutra, Bhagavathgeetha, Bharatheeya Vijnana / Saastra Dhara, Value Based Life and Value Based Education, Aryabhateeya, and Kena Upanishad. All these are available for download if you have registered for a free account.

Also there are weekly messages about Indian culture that is available as email alert. IISH news section contains - Sanathana News, Bharath Heritage News, Dharma Sandesham, Gurudeva Sandesam /Dasami Messages, IISH Messages, and Modern India and Indians.

So why wait? go to iish

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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

orkut Blog: Fully integrated chat in orkut– that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

orkut Blog: Fully integrated chat in orkut– that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

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Chat feature integrated in Orkut like Google Talk in Gmail

Great news for Orkut buddies who are always in Orkut and wanted to chat with their friends instead of scrapping and waiting for reply. Orkut has integrated the chat feature in Gmail to Orkut too. When you log into orkut, you are available and you can change these settings too - under your name and at the top bar. Much more, there is even the invisible mode. Just click on the green dot to the left side of your friends and you are ready to go.
Feel like chatting in orkut? Here is the friends page
Here is the orkut home page
And here is the orkut blog to learn more

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Monday, December 8, 2008

The best resume in the world - Guess who's

Don't be proud on your resume See this and tell me............





CAN U BEAT THIS RESUME !!!!!!!!!!!!!





RESUME



EDUCATION /Qualification:



1950: Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Punjab University , Chandigarh ,



1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Punjab University , Chandigarh ,



1954; Wright's Prize for distinguished performance at St John's College , Cambridge ,



1955 and 1957; Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge ,



1957; D.Phil ( Oxford ), D.Litt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India 's export competitiveness



OCCUPATION /Teaching Experience :



Professor (Senior lecturer, Economics, 1957-59;



Reader, Economics, 1959-63;



Professor, Economics, Punjab University , Chandigarh , 1963-65;



Professor,International Trade, Delhi School of Economics ,University of Delhi,1969-71 ;



Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University , New Delhi ,1976 and

Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi ,1996 and Civil Servant



Working Experience/ POSITIONS :



1971-72: Economic advisor, ministry of foreign trade



1972-76: Chief economic advisor, ministry of finance



1976-80: Director, Reserve Bank of India ;



Director, Industrial Development Bank of India ;



Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, Asian Development Bank;



Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, IBRD



November 1976 - April 1980: Secretary, ministry of finance (Department of economic affairs);

Member, finance, Atomic Energy Commission; Member,finance, Space Commission



April 1980 - September 15, 1982 : Member-secretary, Planning Commission



1980-83: Chairman , India Committee of the Indo-Japan joint study committee



September 16, 1982 - January 14, 1985 : Governor, Reserve Bank of India .



1982-85: Alternate Governor for India , Board of governors, International Monetary Fund



1983-84: Member, economic advisory council to the Prime Minister



1985: President, Indian Economic Association



January 15, 1985 - July 31, 1987 : Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission



August 1, 1987 - November 10, 1990: Secretary-general and commissioner, south commission, Geneva



December 10, 1990 - March 14, 1991 : Advisor to the Prime Minister on economic affairs



March 15, 1991 - June 20, 1991 : Chairman, UGC



June 21, 1991 - May 15, 1996 : Union finance minister



October 1991: Elected to Rajya Sabha from Assam on Congress ticket



June 1995: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha



1996 onwards: Member, Consultative Committee for the ministry of finance



August 1, 1996 - December 4, 1997: Chairman, Parliamentary standing committee on commerce



March 21, 1998 onwards: Leader of the Opposition, Rajya Sabha



June 5, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on finance



August 13, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on rules



Aug 1998-2001: Member, committee of privileges



2000 onwards: Member, executive committee, Indian parliamentary group



June 2001: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha



Aug 2001 onwards: Member, general purposes committee





BOOKS:



India 's Export Trends and Prospects for Self-Sustained Growth - Clarendon Press, Oxford University ,

1964; also published a large number of articles in various economic journals.



OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS:



Adam Smith Prize, University of Cambridge , 1956



Padma Vibhushan, 1987



Euro money Award, Finance Minister of the Year, 1993;



Asia money Award, Finance Minister of the Year for Asia, 1993 and 1994



INTERNATIONAL ASSIGNMENTS:



1966: Economic Affairs Officer



1966-69: Chief, financing for trade section, U N C T A D



1972-74: Deputy for India in IMF Committee of Twenty on International Monetary Reform



1977-79: Indian delegation to Aid-India Consortium Meetings



1980-82: Indo-Soviet joint planning group meeting



1982: Indo-Soviet monitoring group meeting



1993: Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting Cyprus ,&



1993:Human Rights World Conference, Vienna



RECREATION :



Gymkhana Club, New Delhi ; Life Member, India International Centre, New Delhi



PERSONAL DETAIL:



Name: Dr. Manmohan Singh,



DOB: September 26, 1932



Place of Birth: Gah ( West Punjab )



Father: S. Gurmukh Singh



Mother: Mrs Amrit Kaur



Married on: September 14, 1958



Wife: Mrs Gursharan Kaur



Children: Three daughters





Our Prime Minister

seems to be the most qualified PM all over the world.



Pass this to every INDIAN.... and be PROUD to be an INDIAN

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Sunday, December 7, 2008

The founder of Wikipedia - Jimbo Wales

You have probably used wikipedia more than once by now. But do you know who the founder of wikipedia is? I was not particular about finding it. But when I found a link called the founders here, I couldn't resist clicking it. And I found out Jimbo Wales, the founder of wikipedia from the list of founders (actually there is only one in that list)
LinkSee him

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Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

OK This one is again from Orkut IC 370 from this thread by James



Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

Letter from amithab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft


Subject: Problems with my new computer


Dear Mr. Bill Gates,


We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
which I want to bring to your notice.


1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you
to check this.


2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he
ran up to Mumbai ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we
can click that by sitting.


3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only
're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.


4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the
door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was
unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.


5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when you will provide that?


6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon
which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?


7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a
single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.


8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the
PC at home only.


9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past
Documents'?


10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My
Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office
hours.

Regards,

Amiyhab.

Last one to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

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The Indian National Army soldier - Who is he?

I got this again from the India community (IC 370) in Orkut from a thread started by a person called Mukesh

The Indian Army's soldier. Who is he?


Your alarm goes off; you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes
He stays up for days on end

You take a warm shower to help you wake up
He goes days or weeks without running water

You complain of a 'headache', and call in sick
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward

You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt,
and go meet up with your friends
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt

You talk trash about your 'buddies' that aren't with you
He knows he may not see some of his buddies again

You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls
He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists

You complain about how hot it is
He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow

You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got
your order wrong
He doesn't get to eat today

Your wife/mother/ maid makes your bed and washes your clothes
He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean

You go to the mall and get your hair redone
He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today

You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over
He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months

You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight
He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home


You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday
He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume

You roll your eyes as a baby cries
He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet

You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything...
He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he is fighting

You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him
He hears the gunfire, bombs and screams of the wounded - and of the innocents who have no one to stand up for them

You see only what the media wants you to see
He sees the broken bodies lying around him

You stay at home and watch TV
He takes whatever time he is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat

You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable
He crawls under a tank for shade and a 5 minute nap, only to be awakened by gunfire

You sit there and judge him, saying the world is probably a worse place because of men like him
If only there were more men like him!

The Indian Army's soldier

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Saturday, December 6, 2008

K-Meleon light great mozilla based browser

My search for the lightest browser that can compat all the problems of my system's memory shortcomings continues. My latest discovery is the K-Meleon browser with which I am blogging right now. It is just too fast. I don't know whether it crashes or has any other problems. But it is a lot more stable than other browsers with orkut and blogger. And it is lightning quick too. That is what attracted me. It is the RAM less man's Mozilla Firefox. It has got great stability. But it is very very quick. I can't describe my feelings in words. I am running media player and it is still dazzling fast. I keep on repeating praising its speed because it is really that fast.
So why wait?
Go to K-Meleon's home page here
To download it directly, go here

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Mr PM! Have you kept your promises?

I got this as an email.

LETTER TO PRIME MINISTER


Dear Mr. Prime minister


I am a typical mouse from Mumbai. In the local train compartment which has
capacity of 100 persons, I travel with 500 more mouse. Mouse at least
squeak but we don't even do that.


Today I heard your speech. In which you said 'NO BODY WOULD BE SPARED'. I
would like to remind you that fourteen years has passed since serial bomb
blast in Mumbai took place. Dawood was the main conspirator. Till today he
is not caught. All our bolywood actors, our builders, our Gutka king meets
him but your Government can not catch him. Reason is simple; all your
ministers are hand in glove with him. If any attempt is made to catch him
everybody will be exposed. Your statement 'NOBODY WOULD BE SPARED' is
nothing but a cruel joke on this unfortunate people of India.


Enough is enough. As such after seeing terrorist attack carried out by
about a dozen young boys I realize that if same thing continues days are
not away when terrorist will attack by air, destroy our nuclear reactor and
there will be one more Hiroshima.


We the people are left with only one mantra. Womb to Bomb to Tomb. You
promised Mumbaikar Shanghai what you have given us is Jalianwala Baug.


Today only your home minister resigned. What took you so long to kick out
this joker? Only reason was that he was loyal to Gandhi family. Loyalty to
Gandhi family is more important than blood of innocent people, isn't it?


I am born and bought up in Mumbai for last fifty eight years. Believe me
corruption in Maharashtra is worse than that in Bihar. Look at all the
politician, Sharad Pawar, Chagan Bhujbal, Narayan Rane, Bal Thackray ,
Gopinath Munde, Raj Thackray, Vilasrao Deshmukh all are rolling in money.
Vilasrao Deshmukh is one of the worst Chief minister I have seen. His only
business is to increase the FSI every other day, make money and send it to
Delhi so Congress can fight next election. Now the clown has found new way
and will increase FSI for fisherman so they can build concrete house right
on sea shore. Next time terrorist can comfortably live in those house ,
enjoy the beauty of sea and then attack the Mumbai at their will.


Recently I had to purchase house in Mumbai. I met about two dozen builders.
Everybody wanted about 30% in black. A common person like me knows this and
with all your intelligent agency & CBI you and your finance minister are
not aware of it. Where all the black money goes? To the underworld isn't
it? Our politicians take help of these goondas to vacate people by force. I
myself was victim of it. If you have time please come to me, I will tell
you everything.


If this has been land of fools, idiots then I would not have ever cared to
write you this letter. Just see the tragedy, on one side we are reaching
moon, people are so intelligent and on other side you politician has
converted nectar into deadly poison. I am everything Hindu, Muslim,
Christian, Schedule caste, OBC, Muslim OBC, Christian Schedule caste,
Creamy Schedule caste only what I am not is INDIAN. You politician have
raped every part of mother India by your policy of divide and rule.


Take example of former president Abdul Kalam. Such a intelligent person,
such a fine human being. You politician didn't even spare him. Your party
along with opposition joined the hands, because politician feels they are
supreme and there is no place for good person.


Dear Mr Prime minister you are one of the most intelligent person, most
learned person. Just wake up, be a real SARDAR. First and foremost expose
all selfish politician. Ask Swiss bank to give name of all Indian account
holder. Give reins of CBI to independent agency. Let them find wolf among
us. There will be political upheaval but that will better than dance of
death which we are witnessing every day. Just give us ambient where we can
work honestly and without fear. Let there be rule of law. Everything else
will be taken care of.


Choice is yours Mr. Prime Minister. Do you want to be lead by one person or
you want to lead the nation of 100 Crore people.
Prakash B. Bajaj
Chandralok 'A" Wing, Flat No 104
97 Nepean Sea Road
Mumbai 400 036
Phone 98210-71194

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Thursday, December 4, 2008

Major Sandeep Unnikrishnan was (is) in orkut

This is really sad. It is extremely disarraying for the mind to see something like this. A young man who is on Orkut, but who is not on earth. Major Sandeep Unnikrishnan who braved his life in the fight for Taj was on orkut. This is no fake profile. He has (or had? I am in a confusion) 78 friends, but unfortunately his scrapbook is locked. The profile is going to remain as a living monument of his bravery in orkut. I got this from a very small community called Anti-Terrorist Squad, from this Sandeep Unnikrishnan -NSG Commando thread

Click here to go to his orkut profile

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