I got this from India community’s official joke thread submitted by a person called Harshit
-Akshay S Dinesh
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball
into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a
frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, “If you release me from this
trap, I will grant
you three wishes.” The woman freed the frog, and the
frog said, “Thank
you, but I failed to mention that there was a
condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times
ten!” The woman
said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to
be the most
beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her,
“You do realise that
this
wish will also make your husband the most handsome man
in the world, an
Adonis whom women will flock to”. The woman replied,
“That’s okay,
because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will
have eyes only
for
me.” So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the
world! For her
second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the
world.
The frog said, “That will make your husband the
richest man in the
world.
And he will be ten times richer than you. ” The woman
said, “That’s
okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is
mine.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world! The
frog then inquired
about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a
mild heart attack.”
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with
them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke
for you. Stop
here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they’re really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.