Blissful Life

Category: interesting mails

  • The Indian National Army soldier – Who is he?

    I got this again from the India community (IC 370) in Orkut from a thread started by a person called Mukesh

    The Indian Army’s soldier. Who is he?


    Your alarm goes off; you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes
    He stays up for days on end

    You take a warm shower to help you wake up
    He goes days or weeks without running water

    You complain of a ‘headache’, and call in sick
    He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward

    You put on your anti war/don’t support the troops shirt,
    and go meet up with your friends
    He still fights for your right to wear that shirt

    You talk trash about your ‘buddies’ that aren’t with you
    He knows he may not see some of his buddies again

    You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls
    He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists

    You complain about how hot it is
    He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow

    You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got
    your order wrong
    He doesn’t get to eat today

    Your wife/mother/ maid makes your bed and washes your clothes
    He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean

    You go to the mall and get your hair redone
    He doesn’t have time to brush his teeth today

    You’re angry because your class ran 5 minutes over
    He’s told he will be held over an extra 2 months

    You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight
    He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home

    You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday
    He holds his letter close and smells his love’s perfume

    You roll your eyes as a baby cries
    He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they’ll ever meet

    You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything…
    He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he is fighting

    You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him
    He hears the gunfire, bombs and screams of the wounded – and of the innocents who have no one to stand up for them

    You see only what the media wants you to see
    He sees the broken bodies lying around him

    You stay at home and watch TV
    He takes whatever time he is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat

    You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable
    He crawls under a tank for shade and a 5 minute nap, only to be awakened by gunfire

    You sit there and judge him, saying the world is probably a worse place because of men like him
    If only there were more men like him!

    The Indian Army’s soldier

  • Mr PM! Have you kept your promises?

    I got this as an email.

    LETTER TO PRIME MINISTER

    Dear Mr. Prime minister

    I am a typical mouse from Mumbai. In the local train compartment which has
    capacity of 100 persons, I travel with 500 more mouse. Mouse at least
    squeak but we don’t even do that.

    Today I heard your speech. In which you said ‘NO BODY WOULD BE SPARED’. I
    would like to remind you that fourteen years has passed since serial bomb
    blast in Mumbai took place. Dawood was the main conspirator. Till today he
    is not caught. All our bolywood actors, our builders, our Gutka king meets
    him but your Government can not catch him. Reason is simple; all your
    ministers are hand in glove with him. If any attempt is made to catch him
    everybody will be exposed. Your statement ‘NOBODY WOULD BE SPARED’ is
    nothing but a cruel joke on this unfortunate people of India.

    Enough is enough. As such after seeing terrorist attack carried out by
    about a dozen young boys I realize that if same thing continues days are
    not away when terrorist will attack by air, destroy our nuclear reactor and
    there will be one more Hiroshima.

    We the people are left with only one mantra. Womb to Bomb to Tomb. You
    promised Mumbaikar Shanghai what you have given us is Jalianwala Baug.

    Today only your home minister resigned. What took you so long to kick out
    this joker? Only reason was that he was loyal to Gandhi family. Loyalty to
    Gandhi family is more important than blood of innocent people, isn’t it?

    I am born and bought up in Mumbai for last fifty eight years. Believe me
    corruption in Maharashtra is worse than that in Bihar. Look at all the
    politician, Sharad Pawar, Chagan Bhujbal, Narayan Rane, Bal Thackray ,
    Gopinath Munde, Raj Thackray, Vilasrao Deshmukh all are rolling in money.
    Vilasrao Deshmukh is one of the worst Chief minister I have seen. His only
    business is to increase the FSI every other day, make money and send it to
    Delhi so Congress can fight next election. Now the clown has found new way
    and will increase FSI for fisherman so they can build concrete house right
    on sea shore. Next time terrorist can comfortably live in those house ,
    enjoy the beauty of sea and then attack the Mumbai at their will.

    Recently I had to purchase house in Mumbai. I met about two dozen builders.
    Everybody wanted about 30% in black. A common person like me knows this and
    with all your intelligent agency & CBI you and your finance minister are
    not aware of it. Where all the black money goes? To the underworld isn’t
    it? Our politicians take help of these goondas to vacate people by force. I
    myself was victim of it. If you have time please come to me, I will tell
    you everything.

    If this has been land of fools, idiots then I would not have ever cared to
    write you this letter. Just see the tragedy, on one side we are reaching
    moon, people are so intelligent and on other side you politician has
    converted nectar into deadly poison. I am everything Hindu, Muslim,
    Christian, Schedule caste, OBC, Muslim OBC, Christian Schedule caste,
    Creamy Schedule caste only what I am not is INDIAN. You politician have
    raped every part of mother India by your policy of divide and rule.

    Take example of former president Abdul Kalam. Such a intelligent person,
    such a fine human being. You politician didn’t even spare him. Your party
    along with opposition joined the hands, because politician feels they are
    supreme and there is no place for good person.

    Dear Mr Prime minister you are one of the most intelligent person, most
    learned person. Just wake up, be a real SARDAR. First and foremost expose
    all selfish politician. Ask Swiss bank to give name of all Indian account
    holder. Give reins of CBI to independent agency. Let them find wolf among
    us. There will be political upheaval but that will better than dance of
    death which we are witnessing every day. Just give us ambient where we can
    work honestly and without fear. Let there be rule of law. Everything else
    will be taken care of.

    Choice is yours Mr. Prime Minister. Do you want to be lead by one person or
    you want to lead the nation of 100 Crore people.
    Prakash B. Bajaj
    Chandralok ‘A” Wing, Flat No 104
    97 Nepean Sea Road
    Mumbai 400 036
    Phone 98210-71194