Blissful Life

Month: December 2008

  • The best resume in the world – Guess who’s

    Don’t be proud on your resume See this and tell me…………

    CAN U BEAT THIS RESUME !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    RESUME

    EDUCATION /Qualification:

    1950: Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Punjab University , Chandigarh ,

    1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Punjab University , Chandigarh ,

    1954; Wright’s Prize for distinguished performance at St John’s College , Cambridge ,

    1955 and 1957; Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge ,

    1957; D.Phil ( Oxford ), D.Litt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India ‘s export competitiveness

    OCCUPATION /Teaching Experience :

    Professor (Senior lecturer, Economics, 1957-59;

    Reader, Economics, 1959-63;

    Professor, Economics, Punjab University , Chandigarh , 1963-65;

    Professor,International Trade, Delhi School of Economics ,University of Delhi,1969-71 ;

    Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University , New Delhi ,1976 and

    Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi ,1996 and Civil Servant

    Working Experience/ POSITIONS :

    1971-72: Economic advisor, ministry of foreign trade

    1972-76: Chief economic advisor, ministry of finance

    1976-80: Director, Reserve Bank of India ;

    Director, Industrial Development Bank of India ;

    Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, Asian Development Bank;

    Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, IBRD

    November 1976 – April 1980: Secretary, ministry of finance (Department of economic affairs);

    Member, finance, Atomic Energy Commission; Member,finance, Space Commission

    April 1980 – September 15, 1982 : Member-secretary, Planning Commission

    1980-83: Chairman , India Committee of the Indo-Japan joint study committee

    September 16, 1982 – January 14, 1985 : Governor, Reserve Bank of India .

    1982-85: Alternate Governor for India , Board of governors, International Monetary Fund

    1983-84: Member, economic advisory council to the Prime Minister

    1985: President, Indian Economic Association

    January 15, 1985 – July 31, 1987 : Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission

    August 1, 1987 – November 10, 1990: Secretary-general and commissioner, south commission, Geneva

    December 10, 1990 – March 14, 1991 : Advisor to the Prime Minister on economic affairs

    March 15, 1991 – June 20, 1991 : Chairman, UGC

    June 21, 1991 – May 15, 1996 : Union finance minister

    October 1991: Elected to Rajya Sabha from Assam on Congress ticket

    June 1995: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha

    1996 onwards: Member, Consultative Committee for the ministry of finance

    August 1, 1996 – December 4, 1997: Chairman, Parliamentary standing committee on commerce

    March 21, 1998 onwards: Leader of the Opposition, Rajya Sabha

    June 5, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on finance

    August 13, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on rules

    Aug 1998-2001: Member, committee of privileges

    2000 onwards: Member, executive committee, Indian parliamentary group

    June 2001: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha

    Aug 2001 onwards: Member, general purposes committee

    BOOKS:

    India ‘s Export Trends and Prospects for Self-Sustained Growth – Clarendon Press, Oxford University ,

    1964; also published a large number of articles in various economic journals.

    OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

    Adam Smith Prize, University of Cambridge , 1956

    Padma Vibhushan, 1987

    Euro money Award, Finance Minister of the Year, 1993;

    Asia money Award, Finance Minister of the Year for Asia, 1993 and 1994

    INTERNATIONAL ASSIGNMENTS:

    1966: Economic Affairs Officer

    1966-69: Chief, financing for trade section, U N C T A D

    1972-74: Deputy for India in IMF Committee of Twenty on International Monetary Reform

    1977-79: Indian delegation to Aid-India Consortium Meetings

    1980-82: Indo-Soviet joint planning group meeting

    1982: Indo-Soviet monitoring group meeting

    1993: Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting Cyprus ,&

    1993:Human Rights World Conference, Vienna

    RECREATION :

    Gymkhana Club, New Delhi ; Life Member, India International Centre, New Delhi

    PERSONAL DETAIL:

    Name: Dr. Manmohan Singh,

    DOB: September 26, 1932

    Place of Birth: Gah ( West Punjab )

    Father: S. Gurmukh Singh

    Mother: Mrs Amrit Kaur

    Married on: September 14, 1958

    Wife: Mrs Gursharan Kaur

    Children: Three daughters

    Our Prime Minister

    seems to be the most qualified PM all over the world.

    Pass this to every INDIAN…. and be PROUD to be an INDIAN

  • The founder of Wikipedia – Jimbo Wales

    You have probably used wikipedia more than once by now. But do you know who the founder of wikipedia is? I was not particular about finding it. But when I found a link called the founders here, I couldn’t resist clicking it. And I found out Jimbo Wales, the founder of wikipedia from the list of founders (actually there is only one in that list)
    LinkSee him

  • Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

    OK This one is again from Orkut IC 370 from this thread by James

    Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

    Letter from amithab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

    Subject: Problems with my new computer

    Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

    We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
    which I want to bring to your notice.

    1. There is a button ‘start’ but there is no ‘stop’ button. We request you
    to check this.

    2. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friends clicked ‘run’ he
    ran up to Mumbai ! So, we request you to change that to ‘sit’, so that we
    can click that by sitting.

    3. One doubt is whether any ‘re-scooter’ is available in system? I find only
    ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.

    4. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the
    door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘ find’ button, but was
    unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

    5. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft
    sentence’, so when you will provide that?

    6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon
    which shows ‘MY Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?

    7. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is not even a
    single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

    8. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the
    PC at home only.

    9. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past
    Documents’?

    10. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My
    Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office
    hours.

    Regards,

    Amiyhab.

    Last one to Mr Bill Gates :

    Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

  • The Indian National Army soldier – Who is he?

    I got this again from the India community (IC 370) in Orkut from a thread started by a person called Mukesh

    The Indian Army’s soldier. Who is he?


    Your alarm goes off; you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes
    He stays up for days on end

    You take a warm shower to help you wake up
    He goes days or weeks without running water

    You complain of a ‘headache’, and call in sick
    He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward

    You put on your anti war/don’t support the troops shirt,
    and go meet up with your friends
    He still fights for your right to wear that shirt

    You talk trash about your ‘buddies’ that aren’t with you
    He knows he may not see some of his buddies again

    You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls
    He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists

    You complain about how hot it is
    He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow

    You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got
    your order wrong
    He doesn’t get to eat today

    Your wife/mother/ maid makes your bed and washes your clothes
    He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean

    You go to the mall and get your hair redone
    He doesn’t have time to brush his teeth today

    You’re angry because your class ran 5 minutes over
    He’s told he will be held over an extra 2 months

    You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight
    He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home

    You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday
    He holds his letter close and smells his love’s perfume

    You roll your eyes as a baby cries
    He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they’ll ever meet

    You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything…
    He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he is fighting

    You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him
    He hears the gunfire, bombs and screams of the wounded – and of the innocents who have no one to stand up for them

    You see only what the media wants you to see
    He sees the broken bodies lying around him

    You stay at home and watch TV
    He takes whatever time he is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat

    You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable
    He crawls under a tank for shade and a 5 minute nap, only to be awakened by gunfire

    You sit there and judge him, saying the world is probably a worse place because of men like him
    If only there were more men like him!

    The Indian Army’s soldier

  • K-Meleon light great mozilla based browser

    My search for the lightest browser that can compat all the problems of my system’s memory shortcomings continues. My latest discovery is the K-Meleon browser with which I am blogging right now. It is just too fast. I don’t know whether it crashes or has any other problems. But it is a lot more stable than other browsers with orkut and blogger. And it is lightning quick too. That is what attracted me. It is the RAM less man’s Mozilla Firefox. It has got great stability. But it is very very quick. I can’t describe my feelings in words. I am running media player and it is still dazzling fast. I keep on repeating praising its speed because it is really that fast.
    So why wait?
    Go to K-Meleon’s home page here
    To download it directly, go here

  • Mr PM! Have you kept your promises?

    I got this as an email.

    LETTER TO PRIME MINISTER

    Dear Mr. Prime minister

    I am a typical mouse from Mumbai. In the local train compartment which has
    capacity of 100 persons, I travel with 500 more mouse. Mouse at least
    squeak but we don’t even do that.

    Today I heard your speech. In which you said ‘NO BODY WOULD BE SPARED’. I
    would like to remind you that fourteen years has passed since serial bomb
    blast in Mumbai took place. Dawood was the main conspirator. Till today he
    is not caught. All our bolywood actors, our builders, our Gutka king meets
    him but your Government can not catch him. Reason is simple; all your
    ministers are hand in glove with him. If any attempt is made to catch him
    everybody will be exposed. Your statement ‘NOBODY WOULD BE SPARED’ is
    nothing but a cruel joke on this unfortunate people of India.

    Enough is enough. As such after seeing terrorist attack carried out by
    about a dozen young boys I realize that if same thing continues days are
    not away when terrorist will attack by air, destroy our nuclear reactor and
    there will be one more Hiroshima.

    We the people are left with only one mantra. Womb to Bomb to Tomb. You
    promised Mumbaikar Shanghai what you have given us is Jalianwala Baug.

    Today only your home minister resigned. What took you so long to kick out
    this joker? Only reason was that he was loyal to Gandhi family. Loyalty to
    Gandhi family is more important than blood of innocent people, isn’t it?

    I am born and bought up in Mumbai for last fifty eight years. Believe me
    corruption in Maharashtra is worse than that in Bihar. Look at all the
    politician, Sharad Pawar, Chagan Bhujbal, Narayan Rane, Bal Thackray ,
    Gopinath Munde, Raj Thackray, Vilasrao Deshmukh all are rolling in money.
    Vilasrao Deshmukh is one of the worst Chief minister I have seen. His only
    business is to increase the FSI every other day, make money and send it to
    Delhi so Congress can fight next election. Now the clown has found new way
    and will increase FSI for fisherman so they can build concrete house right
    on sea shore. Next time terrorist can comfortably live in those house ,
    enjoy the beauty of sea and then attack the Mumbai at their will.

    Recently I had to purchase house in Mumbai. I met about two dozen builders.
    Everybody wanted about 30% in black. A common person like me knows this and
    with all your intelligent agency & CBI you and your finance minister are
    not aware of it. Where all the black money goes? To the underworld isn’t
    it? Our politicians take help of these goondas to vacate people by force. I
    myself was victim of it. If you have time please come to me, I will tell
    you everything.

    If this has been land of fools, idiots then I would not have ever cared to
    write you this letter. Just see the tragedy, on one side we are reaching
    moon, people are so intelligent and on other side you politician has
    converted nectar into deadly poison. I am everything Hindu, Muslim,
    Christian, Schedule caste, OBC, Muslim OBC, Christian Schedule caste,
    Creamy Schedule caste only what I am not is INDIAN. You politician have
    raped every part of mother India by your policy of divide and rule.

    Take example of former president Abdul Kalam. Such a intelligent person,
    such a fine human being. You politician didn’t even spare him. Your party
    along with opposition joined the hands, because politician feels they are
    supreme and there is no place for good person.

    Dear Mr Prime minister you are one of the most intelligent person, most
    learned person. Just wake up, be a real SARDAR. First and foremost expose
    all selfish politician. Ask Swiss bank to give name of all Indian account
    holder. Give reins of CBI to independent agency. Let them find wolf among
    us. There will be political upheaval but that will better than dance of
    death which we are witnessing every day. Just give us ambient where we can
    work honestly and without fear. Let there be rule of law. Everything else
    will be taken care of.

    Choice is yours Mr. Prime Minister. Do you want to be lead by one person or
    you want to lead the nation of 100 Crore people.
    Prakash B. Bajaj
    Chandralok ‘A” Wing, Flat No 104
    97 Nepean Sea Road
    Mumbai 400 036
    Phone 98210-71194

  • Major Sandeep Unnikrishnan was (is) in orkut

    This is really sad. It is extremely disarraying for the mind to see something like this. A young man who is on Orkut, but who is not on earth. Major Sandeep Unnikrishnan who braved his life in the fight for Taj was on orkut. This is no fake profile. He has (or had? I am in a confusion) 78 friends, but unfortunately his scrapbook is locked. The profile is going to remain as a living monument of his bravery in orkut. I got this from a very small community called Anti-Terrorist Squad, from this Sandeep Unnikrishnan -NSG Commando thread

    Click here to go to his orkut profile