Blissful Life

Category: Jokes

  • Square root of 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19 created by PowerToy Calc

    sqrt(2) = 1.41421356237309504880168872420969807856967187537694807317667973799073247846
    210703885038753432764157273501384623091229702492483605585073721264412149709
    993583141322266592750559275579995050115278206057147010955997160597027453459
    686201472851741864088919860955232923048430871432145083976260362799525140798
    968725339654633180882964062061525835239505474575028775996172983557522033753
    185701135437460340849884716038689997069900481503054402779031645424782306849
    29369186215805784631115966687130130156185689872372352885092649

    sqrt(3) = 1.732050807568877293527446341505872366942805253810380628055806979451933016
    908800037081146186757248575675626141415406703029969945094998952478811655512
    09437364852809323190230558206797482010108467492326501531234326690332288665
    0672254668921837971227047131660367861588019049986537379859389467650347506576
    050756618348129606100947602187190325083145829523959832997789824508288714463
    8329173472241639845878553976679580638183536661108431737808943783161020883055
    249016700235207111442886959909563657970871684980728994932964843

    sqrt(5) = 2.23606797749978969640917366873127623544061835961152572427089724541052092563
    780489941441440837878227496950817615077378350425326772444707386358636012153
    3452708866778173191879165811276645322639856580535761350417533785003423392414
    064442086432539097252592627228876299517402440681611775908909498492371390729
    728898482088641542689894099131693577019748678884425089754132956183176921499
    97742480153043411503595766833251249881517813940800056242085524354223555610
    63063428202340933319829339597463522712013417496142026359047379

    sqrt(7) = 2.6457513110645905905016157536392604257102591830824501803683344592010688232
    302836277603928864745436106150645783384974630957435298886272147844273905558
    801077227171507297283238922996895948650872607009780542037238280237159411003
    419391160015785255963059457410351523968027164073737990740415815199044034743
    194536713997305970050513996922375456160971190273781549916332882877040006575
    7067465196349775208379381811461309087647378659562433057994798128163230705483
    650107715617946361191553454536477494820593090494849834033989

    sqrt(11) = 3.31662479035539984911493273667068668392708854558935359705868214611648464260
    904384670884339912829065090701255784952745659227543978485754747977932493304
    4728847302873974828655682577394444612098044477193112357144132971521098832660
    495710037248520738106820807487583965894994525159315298400682719710518289557
    2484245567663700205081298422367705978420397374274371303112264486880723171909
    777520629616099310799036448345876084690325051455517093627372268267160321020
    790191999692738575020433403518756478030713968620309781956058

    sqrt(13) = 3.605551275463989293119221267470495946251296573845246212710453056227166948293
    010445204619082018490717673514182024063540376030678264697807705163017166892
    709757742690564274152633233830394962346944796273229996288003268856427213072
    1127331690722052975017855588384448146538689210753953924825633102446828366387
    3252869681018926331304983553992162117441086180570151276890310288121439948317
    986838091913290343536206279512233365113582069795738362385265776068906792609
    60318450063056151264019838072555225488043999506806390960914

    sqrt(17) = 4.12310562561766054982140985597407702514719922537362043439863357309495434633
    762159358786365081068429668454404093921414161530142084041586836307954814574
    690697767702326643624086308779056757238570822552138073256308386030914274980
    4671913529322147978718167815796475906080565496973900766721383689212106708921
    0290055202649769972277884613992599245913731456578192547436223772325157830734
    006624768914608949933141024362794433862805526374750609050808692574826754037
    575769274646316663510330968171229198741958644319710547059585

    sqrt(19) = 4.35889894354067355223698198385961565913700392523244493689034413815955732820
    31580856561591558519445269056586212982742136295839927838261170121565608364174
    6990097775291887940589006199671566312074022310240232435673598104840919993150
    0727187876560100135504566422365972157987550726547402133481403395293833253168
    7708308014821328925512386126367994182139932702064408851285496651585952125629
    628397050658074438389410005683926884800608708853847459490888521365568289768
    759521312367174182151429263185800521567442705860746171182

  • School Days….

    Got it as email from fun and fun only


    Here are some sayings from School…..smile!


    Teacher:     ‘What is your name?’
    Student:     ‘Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.’
    Teacher:     ‘When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.’
    Student: ‘My name is Sunlight.

    Teacher: ‘What is your name?’.
    Student:     ‘My name is Beautiful Red Underwear’
    Teacher:     ‘What kind of a name is this? Don’t joke tell me the right name’
    Student:     ‘My name is Sunderlal Chadda.”

    Teacher: What happened in 1869?
    Student: Gandhiji was born.
    Teacher: What happened in 1873?
    Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

    Teacher: What is the full form of maths?
    Student:     Mentally affected teachers harassing students

    Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
    Student:     BROTHERLY LOVE

    Teacher: Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August?
    Student:     A holiday

    Teacher: ‘Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? ‘
    Johnny: ‘Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.’

    Teacher: How old is ur father.
    Sunny: As old as I am.
    Teacher:     How is it possible?
    Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)


    Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg…Then, what is my age?
    Student:     32 yrs.
    Teacher: How do you know?
    Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

  • TIme dilation confusing

    In a science forum, when somebody asked

    “hey guys im tryin to explain to my older brother
    that time is relative to the observer… he’s kinda stubborn and I
    can’t get through to him. He says it’s not logical. I told him about
    the 2 atomic clocks and the jet and how time was deifferent on them
    afterwards but he said i must not know the full story… anyone here
    have an idea of how i can prove this? thanks    “

    Someone answered

    “The answer is that from both moving object’s
    view, the other object is moving, cause the universe wouldn’t know
    which one is really moving. So in real life both object ends up in
    different realities: both will experience that the other object is
    younger, and you will never see your real brother again. I’m sorry that
    is the way it is.

    You will never hear from me again. I will be someone else. The wine
    you bought is not the one you drink, the pizza you order is not the one
    you eat, the person who gave birth to you is not your current mom.

    They are all in alternate universes.

    There are universes caused by that the universe could not choose
    one way to begin, nor continue since the beginning could be said to
    continue, cause there were different possibilities of how it would
    begin and continue. Were should every particle be positioned? What says
    it should be so?

    And if there was no beginning, the question would still be: how
    should the particles in the continuence be positioned with what
    momentum?

    And there is this relativistic effect of your movement which make
    you in your own universe, seperated from those and that you learned to
    love, but with others that replace them.

    But it doesn’t matter, it is something you must learn to live with.”

  • Barack Obama certifies my blog

    “I, Barack Hussein Obama, do hereby certify that Akshay S Dinesh is a very nice guy and his blog, asdofindia.blogspot.com has been an inspiration for my presidentship. Wish him all success in his life.”

  • Top Five reasons computers must be female…

    Again this is from Orkut, IC-370, Official Joke Corner. This was posted by Sheen
    Take your own time in reading.

    Top Five reasons why computers must be female…
    1.No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
    2.Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
    3.The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
    4.The message, “Bad command or filename,” is about as informative as “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not going to tell you.”
    5.As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

  • Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

    OK This one is again from Orkut IC 370 from this thread by James

    Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

    Letter from amithab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

    Subject: Problems with my new computer

    Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

    We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
    which I want to bring to your notice.

    1. There is a button ‘start’ but there is no ‘stop’ button. We request you
    to check this.

    2. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friends clicked ‘run’ he
    ran up to Mumbai ! So, we request you to change that to ‘sit’, so that we
    can click that by sitting.

    3. One doubt is whether any ‘re-scooter’ is available in system? I find only
    ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.

    4. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the
    door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘ find’ button, but was
    unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

    5. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft
    sentence’, so when you will provide that?

    6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon
    which shows ‘MY Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?

    7. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is not even a
    single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

    8. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the
    PC at home only.

    9. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past
    Documents’?

    10. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My
    Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office
    hours.

    Regards,

    Amiyhab.

    Last one to Mr Bill Gates :

    Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

  • Science through jokes

    You will laugh to your hearts at the first paragraph. Then you will learn what the concept really is. This is how science is presented here

  • Proofs for the existence of God

    Those who are true believers needn’t see this because your beliefs are going to be smashed around.
    Those who are in between believing and not, do read
    Those who are non-believers read and laugh your heart out
    100’s of reasons why God exists

  • Sardar jokes from IMA NEWS Letter

    Courtesy : Kerala State Branch IMA News Letter, No 124 September 08, Page No:18

    Q: What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?

    A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

     

    Q: What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?

    A: Run like crazy… he’s got a hand grenade in his mouth.

     

    Q: How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?

    A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday

     

    Q: How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?

    A: He threw it off a cliff.

  • A very short definition of the whole world

    A joke that makes you think. I got from the blog funhike.blogspot.com

    Worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:
    “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”

    The survey was a huge failure, In Africa they didn’t know what ‘food’ meant, In India they didn’t know what ‘honest’ meant, In Europe they didn’t know what ‘shortage’ meant, In China they didn’t know what ‘opinion’ meant, In the Middle East they didn’t know what ‘solution’ meant, In South America they didn’t know what ‘please’ meant, And in the USA they didn’t know what ‘the rest of the world’ meant!