Courtesy : Kerala State Branch IMA News Letter, No 124 September 08, Page No:18
Q: What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
A: Run like crazy… he’s got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Q: How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday
Q: How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.