Friday, February 19, 2010

How to Get Rid of Addiction to Facebook, Myspace, Orkut, Twitter, Other Social Networking Sites, Internet or Computer in General

This is an exclusive way to get rid of your obsession with facebook, myspace, twitter, orkut, other social networking sites, or internet in general, computer to be specific.

(If you reached here searching google for "How to get rid of facebook addiction", "How to get rid of internet addiction", "How to get rid of internet" or "How to get rid of that feeling to google my answer to whether I should stop surfing now", you are good enough as an addict)

Follow my orders carefully. It is absolutely important to do so.

  1. Save all your open files. [Save everything that may be lost in case of power failure]
  2. Stand up.
  3. Those of you who are still sitting, stand up.
  4. I told you, if you don't follow what I tell, this won't work. So please STAND UP.
  5. OK. Now go to start menu, click shut down, click shut down again.
Now by the time your browser process is terminated by your processor, tell me a good bye.
And then when your wallpaper comes up look how beautiful it is.
And when your screen goes blank, switch off the UPS, pull out the power cords, and if possible disconnect monitor, mouse and keyboard.

Do something productive. (And be assured nothing will happen in the e-world by the time your urge to check your inbox returns to you)

That will do.

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