Author: akshay

  • How to remove New Folder .exe virus that spreads to all your folders with the name of that folder

    this step by step action packed adventurous detail of hunting down a virus, amiworks shows how to remove the excruciatingly painful new folder .exe virus. It is so quick-spreading and so very difficult to remove that it has become a part and parcel of all my friends’ computers except mine.
    But here at amiworks, you feel like you want more viruses to hunt down. This is the latest gaming technology. If you win you escape, if you don’t, game over, pc down. Got me?
    So go here and at least read to enjoy the detailed recipe of killing the virus

  • WAS GANDHI A TANTRIC?

    A lecture by Nicholas F. Gier, Professor Emeritus, University of Idaho on the brahmacharya of Gandhi.

    It starts like this:

    My meaning of brahmacharya is this: “One who never has any lustful intention, who . . . has become capable of lying naked with naked women . . . without being in any manner whatsoever sexually excited.”

    Read the remaining here.

  • Top Five reasons computers must be female…

    Again this is from Orkut, IC-370, Official Joke Corner. This was posted by Sheen
    Take your own time in reading.

    Top Five reasons why computers must be female…
    1.No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
    2.Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
    3.The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
    4.The message, “Bad command or filename,” is about as informative as “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not going to tell you.”
    5.As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

  • Indian Institute of Scientific Heritage

    This is my 100th post. And I’ve got nothing else as honourable to introduce to you as this website called iish.org. It is the official website of Indian Institute of Scientific Heritage. Now you will ask “What is special about this site other than that it is a website of an institute?” But the special thing is that itself. This website is the website of the Indian Institute of Scientific Heritage. The Institute specializes in the study of Indian Scientific Heritage. And when you come to know more about Indian Scientific Heritage, you will understand why I put this as my 100th post.

    Ancient Indians had a whole lot of knowledge. They knew that planets revolved around sun (and not earth). They knew that pi was an irrational number whose approximate value could be given by [62000+{(100+4)*8}]/20000 = 62832/20000. They recorded all these things in the books written then. But these books turned out to be hard-to-break ciphers for the later generations. That is why much of these knowledge got unused during the older years of mother India.

    Today an institue is fighting for the revival of ancient Indian knowledge to its full glory. It is working hard to make people aware of the excellent culture we had. And what more, it is providing pdf ebook english translations of many books including Vedic Management, Baudhayana Sulbasutra, Bhagavathgeetha, Bharatheeya Vijnana / Saastra Dhara, Value Based Life and Value Based Education, Aryabhateeya, and Kena Upanishad. All these are available for download if you have registered for a free account.

    Also there are weekly messages about Indian culture that is available as email alert. IISH news section contains – Sanathana News, Bharath Heritage News, Dharma Sandesham, Gurudeva Sandesam /Dasami Messages, IISH Messages, and Modern India and Indians.

    So why wait? go to iish

  • Chat feature integrated in Orkut like Google Talk in Gmail

    Great news for Orkut buddies who are always in Orkut and wanted to chat with their friends instead of scrapping and waiting for reply. Orkut has integrated the chat feature in Gmail to Orkut too. When you log into orkut, you are available and you can change these settings too – under your name and at the top bar. Much more, there is even the invisible mode. Just click on the green dot to the left side of your friends and you are ready to go.
    Feel like chatting in orkut? Here is the friends page
    Here is the orkut home page
    And here is the orkut blog to learn more

  • The best resume in the world – Guess who’s

    Don’t be proud on your resume See this and tell me…………

    CAN U BEAT THIS RESUME !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    RESUME

    EDUCATION /Qualification:

    1950: Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Punjab University , Chandigarh ,

    1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Punjab University , Chandigarh ,

    1954; Wright’s Prize for distinguished performance at St John’s College , Cambridge ,

    1955 and 1957; Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge ,

    1957; D.Phil ( Oxford ), D.Litt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India ‘s export competitiveness

    OCCUPATION /Teaching Experience :

    Professor (Senior lecturer, Economics, 1957-59;

    Reader, Economics, 1959-63;

    Professor, Economics, Punjab University , Chandigarh , 1963-65;

    Professor,International Trade, Delhi School of Economics ,University of Delhi,1969-71 ;

    Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University , New Delhi ,1976 and

    Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi ,1996 and Civil Servant

    Working Experience/ POSITIONS :

    1971-72: Economic advisor, ministry of foreign trade

    1972-76: Chief economic advisor, ministry of finance

    1976-80: Director, Reserve Bank of India ;

    Director, Industrial Development Bank of India ;

    Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, Asian Development Bank;

    Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, IBRD

    November 1976 – April 1980: Secretary, ministry of finance (Department of economic affairs);

    Member, finance, Atomic Energy Commission; Member,finance, Space Commission

    April 1980 – September 15, 1982 : Member-secretary, Planning Commission

    1980-83: Chairman , India Committee of the Indo-Japan joint study committee

    September 16, 1982 – January 14, 1985 : Governor, Reserve Bank of India .

    1982-85: Alternate Governor for India , Board of governors, International Monetary Fund

    1983-84: Member, economic advisory council to the Prime Minister

    1985: President, Indian Economic Association

    January 15, 1985 – July 31, 1987 : Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission

    August 1, 1987 – November 10, 1990: Secretary-general and commissioner, south commission, Geneva

    December 10, 1990 – March 14, 1991 : Advisor to the Prime Minister on economic affairs

    March 15, 1991 – June 20, 1991 : Chairman, UGC

    June 21, 1991 – May 15, 1996 : Union finance minister

    October 1991: Elected to Rajya Sabha from Assam on Congress ticket

    June 1995: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha

    1996 onwards: Member, Consultative Committee for the ministry of finance

    August 1, 1996 – December 4, 1997: Chairman, Parliamentary standing committee on commerce

    March 21, 1998 onwards: Leader of the Opposition, Rajya Sabha

    June 5, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on finance

    August 13, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on rules

    Aug 1998-2001: Member, committee of privileges

    2000 onwards: Member, executive committee, Indian parliamentary group

    June 2001: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha

    Aug 2001 onwards: Member, general purposes committee

    BOOKS:

    India ‘s Export Trends and Prospects for Self-Sustained Growth – Clarendon Press, Oxford University ,

    1964; also published a large number of articles in various economic journals.

    OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

    Adam Smith Prize, University of Cambridge , 1956

    Padma Vibhushan, 1987

    Euro money Award, Finance Minister of the Year, 1993;

    Asia money Award, Finance Minister of the Year for Asia, 1993 and 1994

    INTERNATIONAL ASSIGNMENTS:

    1966: Economic Affairs Officer

    1966-69: Chief, financing for trade section, U N C T A D

    1972-74: Deputy for India in IMF Committee of Twenty on International Monetary Reform

    1977-79: Indian delegation to Aid-India Consortium Meetings

    1980-82: Indo-Soviet joint planning group meeting

    1982: Indo-Soviet monitoring group meeting

    1993: Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting Cyprus ,&

    1993:Human Rights World Conference, Vienna

    RECREATION :

    Gymkhana Club, New Delhi ; Life Member, India International Centre, New Delhi

    PERSONAL DETAIL:

    Name: Dr. Manmohan Singh,

    DOB: September 26, 1932

    Place of Birth: Gah ( West Punjab )

    Father: S. Gurmukh Singh

    Mother: Mrs Amrit Kaur

    Married on: September 14, 1958

    Wife: Mrs Gursharan Kaur

    Children: Three daughters

    Our Prime Minister

    seems to be the most qualified PM all over the world.

    Pass this to every INDIAN…. and be PROUD to be an INDIAN

  • The founder of Wikipedia – Jimbo Wales

    You have probably used wikipedia more than once by now. But do you know who the founder of wikipedia is? I was not particular about finding it. But when I found a link called the founders here, I couldn’t resist clicking it. And I found out Jimbo Wales, the founder of wikipedia from the list of founders (actually there is only one in that list)
    LinkSee him

  • Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

    OK This one is again from Orkut IC 370 from this thread by James

    Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

    Letter from amithab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

    Subject: Problems with my new computer

    Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

    We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
    which I want to bring to your notice.

    1. There is a button ‘start’ but there is no ‘stop’ button. We request you
    to check this.

    2. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friends clicked ‘run’ he
    ran up to Mumbai ! So, we request you to change that to ‘sit’, so that we
    can click that by sitting.

    3. One doubt is whether any ‘re-scooter’ is available in system? I find only
    ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.

    4. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the
    door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘ find’ button, but was
    unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

    5. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft
    sentence’, so when you will provide that?

    6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon
    which shows ‘MY Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?

    7. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is not even a
    single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

    8. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the
    PC at home only.

    9. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past
    Documents’?

    10. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My
    Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office
    hours.

    Regards,

    Amiyhab.

    Last one to Mr Bill Gates :

    Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

  • The Indian National Army soldier – Who is he?

    I got this again from the India community (IC 370) in Orkut from a thread started by a person called Mukesh

    The Indian Army’s soldier. Who is he?


    Your alarm goes off; you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes
    He stays up for days on end

    You take a warm shower to help you wake up
    He goes days or weeks without running water

    You complain of a ‘headache’, and call in sick
    He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward

    You put on your anti war/don’t support the troops shirt,
    and go meet up with your friends
    He still fights for your right to wear that shirt

    You talk trash about your ‘buddies’ that aren’t with you
    He knows he may not see some of his buddies again

    You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls
    He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists

    You complain about how hot it is
    He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow

    You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got
    your order wrong
    He doesn’t get to eat today

    Your wife/mother/ maid makes your bed and washes your clothes
    He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean

    You go to the mall and get your hair redone
    He doesn’t have time to brush his teeth today

    You’re angry because your class ran 5 minutes over
    He’s told he will be held over an extra 2 months

    You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight
    He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home

    You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday
    He holds his letter close and smells his love’s perfume

    You roll your eyes as a baby cries
    He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they’ll ever meet

    You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything…
    He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he is fighting

    You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him
    He hears the gunfire, bombs and screams of the wounded – and of the innocents who have no one to stand up for them

    You see only what the media wants you to see
    He sees the broken bodies lying around him

    You stay at home and watch TV
    He takes whatever time he is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat

    You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable
    He crawls under a tank for shade and a 5 minute nap, only to be awakened by gunfire

    You sit there and judge him, saying the world is probably a worse place because of men like him
    If only there were more men like him!

    The Indian Army’s soldier