Blissful Life

When you apply skepticism and care in equal amounts, you get bliss.

Author: akshay

  • 1st year 1st internal Anatomy Physiology Biochemistry Theory paper 2013

    Biochemistry paper

    Anatomy paper

    Physiology paper

    Courtesy – my roommate

  • What Doctors Don’t Get to Study in Medical School by BM Hegde

    Disclaimer: I realize that I could be putting myself in great academic danger by publishing this post while studying medicine in the same state of the honoured author. But whoever decides to influence my very open professors and make me fail in my exams, also please read this response by nirmukta to one of his articles, to realize that I'm not the only person who feels like there's stone in the rice, waiting to be bitten.

    Ah! What an interesting title and how easy a way to grab the attention of a medical student tired of reading pharmacology.

    Within minutes of starting to read this book, I could smell honest but blind religiosity.

    With all due respect to the degrees the author possesses, this book isn't worth buying. But you should definitely read it once, to understand the workings of a conspiracy theorist's mind.

    If you read with a truly open mind, you will be able to ignore the blatant errors of facts or practicality and focus on the drive home message, which is "this world is so bad, let us build a newer world"

    I'll go with a chapter by chapter review for the sake of not sounding rude.

    Preface, introduction, forward: Apparently modern medicine is a lie and we should be imparting a more holistic treatment to people.

    Chapter 2: Born again science
    Scientific mumbo jumbo and a display of erroneous understanding of statistics. Uses the word "non-linear" again and again to suggest that the human body cannot be explained mechanistically. Finally invokes analogies from physics to suggest that modern medicine is flat earth and ayurveda is quantum leap.

    Chapter 3: Man and his problems
    Uses evolution to suggest that since modern medicine is recent, we should go back to ayurveda

    Chapter 4: human body's intelligence
    Uses physiology to suggest that sex workers won't catch AIDS, that eating mud is good for health, that treating diseases is bad.
    [Can't say I don't agree to this. I totally hate taking medicine for cold, fever, diarrhoea, etc. But I so am afraid of sinusitis, otitis media, dysentery, etc]

    Chapter 5: Social Health Promotion
    This is the first useful chapter in this book. The author rightly identifies that diseases need a social cure, and goes on to propose an arguably practical solution: Let villages have a club where they discuss everything relevant to them and find solutions all by themselves without outside intervention.
    The author also adds ten commandments for a healthy discussion. But I have no idea if the author thinks that all the villagers are going to read his commandments and follow them. And I'm not sure if he's aware of something called "Panchayati Raj system"

    Chapter 6: Healthcare reaching the unreached
    Here the author introduces us to his own classification of diseases according to which only 10% of diseases are the ones that need treatment. Rest of them could do with changes in the lifestyle.
    I'm alright with this as long as the author lets me know where he got that "10%" statistic from.

    Further there are 18 commandments for India laid out starting from "comprehensive development of villages" and ending at "economic empowerment of masses".
    This is where I started understanding the problem with this book. It is well meant. It is sincerely written. But it says things that we all know.

    Chapter 7: Power of Prayer
    More ideas about how everyone should be tolerant, how there should be tranquillity.

    Chapter 8: The quiet art of medicine
    Must read if you are a medical student. In this chapter, the author gives us the actual wisdom he has accumulated as a fine doctor. He talks about sympathy, imperturbability, and "aequanimitas", and how medicine should not be made a business, about learning, never stopping learning, about loving your alma mater, about knowing alternate medical practices, etc. If this chapter was the whole book, I'd whole heartedly have asked you to read this book.

    Chapter 9: The fine art of living
    This one too. The author pours out all his wisdom living life, and is a fine lesson in work ethics.

    Chapter 10: Doctor's dilemma
    A small chapter bashing modern medicine again.

    Chapter 11: Joys and Sorrows
    Some oft-repeated stress management tips.

    Chapter 12: Deschooling Medical education in India
    Here's where I actually understood that not much of research has been put into writing this book. Why? Because of Lord Macaulay urban legend being the basis of this chapter. (Also because I find a lot of proofreading mistakes, like too many exaggeration marks!)

    As far as I've understood from their vision 2015, MCI is trying hard to reform the medical education scenario in India. The author is putting forth his ideas based on Western system, which is also good. Maybe, the MCI should read this chapter.

    Chapter 13: Science and Scientism
    This is where the author explicitly falls into the trap of not understanding what science is and what Scientism is. By putting forth a few useless paragraphs that talks about life on Mars, about validity of Big Bang theory, about Einstein plagiarizing from his wife, about quantum mechanics the author has taken away all my trust. And then he mentions that RCTs are unreliable. And then he confuses the potential for statistics to be abused with statistics being fake.

    And I don't want to read the rest of the book and waste my beautiful evening.

  • MAA Utsav 13

    Unfortunately I won't be attending it this year. Nevertheless, here is the event schedule

  • If We Could Start From the End

    “In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!” ~Woody Allen

    In my next year I want to spend time backwards. I start off with an exam and get that out of the way. Then I study hard and understand the entire syllabus. After that, I go to the wards and see the patients. And have discussions with my friends about various ailments. And then end the year with “honeymoon” term.

    Ah!

    In retrospect, it’s so very stupid that we have our exams at the very end. As if the examination is the end. It is supposed to be just the means to the end. And for that, it’s best kept somewhere towards the middle of the year. First half, you need to have lessons, lectures and learning. Then you will have exam. And then you go to the patients.

    Well, don’t read the above paragraph.

    What I essentially feel now is that quintessential wonder. “Why can’t I study 3 months before exams the way I study 3 days before exams?”

    There is no answer. Anyhow. Learning is a very nice habit. Going back to it.

  • How Journalism Can and Needs to Change and Adapt to the Web

    Internet has made traditional journalism obsolete. But we have not realized it yet.

    Newspapers in print were limited by space and functionality, which restricted the stories they covered to only those very few important ones and some fresh stories. Today’s first page news would be buried inside the daily tomorrow, and will be forgotten the day after. There might be a follow up story, but it is published only if it is of enough importance to warrant another covering.

    For the public, this means that there is no continuity. Stories stop abruptly. Promises are forgotten. Impressions fade. They are constantly distracted by newer, more exciting events. And they conveniently forget the older, more important ones.

    • What is up with the investigation of that infamous crime?
    • Where is that famous person now? What is she doing?
    • Which film is that controversial director working on now?
    • What happened to that sincere police officer who was receiving death threats from various points? Is he even alive today?
    • Where is that ground breaking cure for the terminal illness? Why can’t I buy it from the drug store already?

    That is where the internet comes in.

    Blogging sites, and micro-blogging sites have up to an extent relieved the pressure on newspapers to publish all the stories they receive. What is not fit for the print edition, goes to the web edition. Permanent columnists are given blogs which they can update at their own will. And individuals can publish on their own, and link to their stories via micro-blogging sites which then take care of content delivery.

    But it does not have to stop there.

    Newspaper websites can change their form. They can switch to a publish-subscribe pattern. And it needs minimal change to the way they are already working. Here’s how it goes.

    Every news item will have a “subscribe to this story” button on it. A user (identified by emails, or by creating an account on the site) who “subscribes” to a story will get all the follow up items from that story. Those follow-ups which are not worthy for prime attention, will not go on the front page of the website, but they will nevertheless go to the feed/email/equivalent of everyone who has “subscribed” to the story.

    Furthermore, there could even be an encyclopedic division of stories, which a new user can browse and subscribe. That is, on clicking “browse stories” the user would reach a page with many categories listed, like “movies”, “celebrities”, “politics”, “crimes”, “disasters”, “accidents”, etc. Under each category there could be sub categories, like for “crimes”, there could be “rapes”, “theft”, “murder”, “bribery”, etc. and so on.

    Essentially, this website will look like twitter accounts maintained by journalists. Instead of following “people”, the user can follow “stories”.

    But isn’t that what content aggregators do?
    Yes, and no.
    No, websites like reddit and stumbleupon cover only wide topics, not individual stories.
    Yes, Google news has “See realtime coverage” button under each story, but this is “determined automatically by a computer” and doesn’t connect non-contiguous coverage. For the time being, the function I’m proposing is best served by Wikipedia. Each notable event gets its own wiki article, and volunteers update the wiki with latest coverage of the story. This is unreliable, and not enough.

    We need paradigm shift in how journalists cover stories.

    If you are a journalist, and you covered a story once, you should make it a point to follow that story up till its end. You should make sure that promises are kept, that justice is served, that people are not forgotten. You should keep the timelines alive. And do not worry about having no audience, because if something is worth covering once, it is worth covering till its completion. If it is not, then you should not have covered it at first.

    And media will rise as the relentless pursuer of truth.

  • Men May Now Wear Veils

    The law is clear.

    IPC 354A
    1) A man … iv) making sexually coloured remarks, shall be guilty of the offence of sexual harassment.

    3) Any man who commits the offence shall be punished with imprisonment of either description for a term which may extend to one year, or with fine, or with both.

    But it is not complete. What is a “sexually coloured remark”?

    • “You are looking gorgeous today” ?
    • “You look stunning in this dress” ?
    • “I would kill to be your husband” ?

    If you follow this definition (which you’re bound to by law), you cannot seduce a woman without sexually harassing her. If you can’t seduce a woman, how can you ever dream of having sex with her? If you can’t have sex with any woman, how can you satisfy your biological urges?

    For resolving this Gordian knot, we shall take a cue from the Holy Quran.

    • 33:59 [edited for men] “Tell thy husbands and thy sons and the men of the law-fearing to draw their cloaks close round them.”
    • 24:31 [edited for men] “And say to the law-fearing men that they cast down their looks and close their eyes to not look at women, and let them wear their head-coverings over their eyes, and not see anyone except their wives or their mothers, or the mothers of their wives, or their daughters, or the daughters of their wives, or their sisters, or their sisters’ daughters, or their brothers’ daughters, or their men, or those whom their right hands possess, or the female servants not having need (of men), or the children who have not attained knowledge of what should be hidden from men; and let them not strike their feet so that what they hide of their manliness may be known”
    • 33:55 [edited for men] “It shall be no crime in them as to their mothers, or their daughters, or their sisters, or their brothers’ daughters, or their sisters’ daughters, or their men, or the slaves which their right hands possess, if they speak to them unveiled”

    We shall walk around wearing veils. Not looking at any woman, not giving our natural tendencies a chance to arouse our masculinity. We shall refrain from talking to women, from thinking of them as potential mates for courting, from having romantic pleasure. We shall abstain from sexuality.

    And we shall castrate ourselves.

  • I am Alive, yet

    The paucity in posting was because of two very important things.
    1) I got other things to do. Lot of friends, lot of things happening. I will write them down here in no particular order.

    I got broadband: This happened only about a month ago. And counter-intutively, it didn’t lead me to posting more here 😛 Because by the time I had gotten broadband, I’d forgotten this blog. Anyhow, the broadband connection is 2-8 unlimited, BSNL Combo plan which costs me Rs 701 per month inclusive of everything. That means I have a longer day because I now don’t sleep at 9 right after dinner, but instead at 3 right after the free usage begins and I’ve queued things for download.

    I quit facebook.
    A lot of things had been happening in facebook. There was a lot of groups, a lot of people I was following. Even the MMC&RI confessions page which was fun to read. But I realized that I didn’t have any time to waste on reading all those useless things from the endless wall. And deactivated facebook.

    Digital Library became gaming hub:
    This was essentially after Sammscrithi’13. There was “reign of games” which had NFS, and counter strike and fifa being played multiplayer in the first floor of auditorium. Essentially, those games reached our digital library which had by then became defunct as a youtube browsing center because probably we didn’t pay the bills. So, an hour of counter strike after dinner, can make you alert for three hours of pathology.

    Among other things, I created a bot for whatsapp, hike was released, bbm was released, anyhow 2k11 whatsapp group had to be split into two – main group and extended group.

    Bhavika became class representative along with Abhilash Mayya, replacing Fadnis and Pratibha. The voting for Bhavika was particularly interesting with the votes being equal for her and Sri Raksha at the end. And interestingly Saraswathi hadn’t voted till then. But she couldn’t vote after that because then everyone would know whom she voted for. So, we called up everyone who was absent on that day and finally it was Bhavika who would become academic secretary after Anusha.

    I have been consistently scoring low in most exams, because, I have been giving no time at all to studying. Which means, I can’t continue this post to write about exams, hostel, college, my ICMR project, or anything. Anyhow, I will try to post about each of them when I’m bored studying. Bye bye for the morning.